Quidditch Crack Fic

Prompt: Kathleen/Quinksy with something adorable

Quinksy sighed. “One of these days,” she/he/it said with determination. “One of these days, I’m going to meet Benepe and - “

“Why Benepe?” a voice purred. “I could offer you so much more.”

Quinksy turned around and gasped. Kathleen was standing before her/him/it, a glowing smile on her face and an adorable black puppy in her hands.

“Choose me,” Kathleen whispered, getting down on one knee and holding the puppy up as her offering, “and you can have all the puppies you could ever want.”

The puppy wagged her tail, and Quinksy felt her/his/it’s heart tighten. The puppy was so cute, and so clearly loving, but…what about Benepe?

“He,” Kathleen insisted, “will never be able to offer you what I can. What Padfoot here can.”

And with those words, Quinksy knew what the decision had to be.